B2 Stats

Last night alone.  moved my K/D ratio UP by .4   (Thus it is now .44)  I earned about 7 submachine efficiency pins, a nemesis pin (Very Hard to get - bet you don't have one) and all around wrecked house.  It was intense, a real serious game. 

Check these stat pics from my Nikon. 

Who don't Ker. - Part 1

Which one of these people really doesn't care what people think about them?

OR

YOU  DECIDE !!!!

Logo Madness Part 1

I hope that you enjoy bad logos.  These logos show a lack of design, forethought and common sense.
Enjoy.

No explanations will be given.

When logos are this bad an explanation is a complement.

There is a Michael Jackson joke here somewhere ... 

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..."MY cheek retractor can ALSO do an ultrasound...".

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"K" is for Kolon.

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Fin.

SPOT the DIFFERENCE! - PART 1

Alright huge fan base,  One of these pics is not like the other.  One of these pictures is not the same.  One of these pics is not like the other. NOW its time to play our game.  Its time to play OUR game.

Check the exhibits and  find the oddity.  I bet you can't, because your fat, bald and have chicken legs !!!!
 ... Oh wait thats me.

Pretty Boy Bird = Looks like an Oreo milkshake meets a chicken.
MMmmm 

The peeping J-Raff - "Look!, he has a total woody."

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Even Leapards get alopecia ... and bipedalism.

Poor long term thinking - Ix-nay on the office job-ay (Pig Latin).
If this dude wears plaid people will go into seizures.

The missing link?
Ugly Unicorn?

Big nose, pale skin, gold jewelry, sacred lake ... WWJD?

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Pic out the winning entry and win the trip to a 5 star hotel and resort paid for by you.

FIN!

CUTENESS OVERLOAD - Part 3

CUTENESS OVERLOAD  RETURNS !!!!!!

Just Let It Out !!!!!

Letting stress and pressure build up inside is very unhealthy.

We here at the Martian Monkey Research Facility believe in expressing yourself and taking the cap off of the pressure valve.

These two videos are shining examples of getting in touch of the human that exists within our robotic lives.

Amen.

Video 1 Breakdown:

- A young man tells actor Danny Glover that he still cares about his movies.
- Danny Glover loses his composure because he has not been relevant since the 'Lethal Weapon' franchise.

Video 2 Breakdown:

- A city council meeting gets 'heated' very quickly.
- This was the same location as the "Where's the Beef" commercials circa 1985.
- We find out where the beef went.

Express Yourself !

Fin

CUTENESS OVERLOAD - Part 2

Hello again,

After many requests (Read as: One request from my mom) I am posting Part 2 of CUTENESS OVERLOAD.    I could just eat these little guys up, with barbecue sauce, fava beans and a nice chianti.

BOO - The worlds cutest dog

• Whats up with the licking?  Does he have Kool-Aid on his nose?
• I wonder if he rides the doggy short bus?
• Special Talents: Boo can pic his nose with his own tongue
• That haircut might makes his head look like a box
• I bet he smells like a My Little Pony

Rolly Polly Puppy

• "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up"
• Weebles really wobble but they don't fall down
• Got legs?
• The rigamortis is gonna setting in soon...
• Sure your not a turtle?

Baby Ducks and Wind = Anarchy

• Bowling with ducks
• "Help Mom", ....... ..but all she heard were silent quacks
• If this duck was a crossing guard she would be fired from her job
• Strength in numbers?  Tell that to the next duck posse.....
• Just be glad there wasn't a highway nearby...or a vacuum

Cute Baby Ostriches Nursing 

• Soylent Green is Made Out Of People!!!
• Raptors live! THEY LIVE

OOooops, ran out of cuteness..... again.

Sorry, I'll do better next time

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