If I see one more idiot reading a shopping list I will officially disavow my belief in Darwinism.
So here are two gems from an internet filled with bile and vinegar.
Song 1:
The Parody Factory feat. Charlie Sheen
"Winning"
This song is a banging club track and a recount of Charlie's epic lifestyle; with Katie Couric acting as Charlie's hype-man.
FACT - There is a positive correlation between high school kids hearing this song and winding up in a bathroom laying in a puddle of vomit three days later. ... (I did.)
TygerBlud 4 Lyf MofFos !!!!!
Charlie Sheen: Genious or Madman?
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Song 2:
Autotune News feat. Antoine Dodson
"Bed Intruder Song"
After a local news station went out to report a simple home invasion, the story was picked up and turned into a great song.
FACT: This beat is so Crunk Lil Jon started banging his head with his vagazled goblet until he couldn't say "Yeah" anymore. : (
PS - They never found the rapist in Lincoln Park.....All just Big Talk, No Action.
(Not surprising)
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