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Mike Tyson Wants to Fight for a Brown Belt?
This is an oldy but a goody. Right after Mike Tyson got out of prison, he held a press conference which got pretty ugly. Tyson began to aggressively flirt with a male reporter using stories of his own sexual prowess. Judging by his colorful language, Tyson had clearly cultivated his sexual repertoire during prison life.
Tyson had a Championship gold belt, but now sounds focused on earning his brown belt.
Can anyone say meltdown?
Can anyone say analingus?
The "Montana/Pumper" Chronicles...
Lawrence Fishbourne's 19 year old daughter is named Montana. She decided to call herself 'Chippy D' and begin a porn career. Here is footage of her dining with porno co-star Sir Brian Pumper of Gutterville. He explains in detail the nuance and methodology of crafting his productions.
This interview with Professor Pumper could have been profound if not for the fact that it takes place in a rundown KFC with wobbly tables. MMmm, greasy breasts and thighs...... AND fried chicken!!!
Watch Professor Pumper wax philosophic about boning strangers.
Brian Pumper looks like he is wearing everything he owns.
Montana Fishbourne looks like she is bored with Professor Pumper.
Brian Pumper makes Dr. Ruth look like Mary Hart.
Brian Pumper makes Jerry Seinfeld look like Tony Robbins.
Mike Tyson should call up Brian Pumper.
BAM!
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