Friday, August 5, 2011

Children of the Corn - Part 3

Okay, celebrity children - Comparison time.
                                      Montana Fishbourne VS Chet Hanks



M. Fishy


                                                                           Hank Cheezy

Critically acclaimed actor Lawrence Fishbourne's daughter, Montana,  has taken the high road and gone into hard-core pornography.  The porn industry grosses $14 Billion annually.

Critically acclaimed actor Tom Hanks' son, Chet Haze, has taken the obvious route that most Hollywood raised rich kids do and become a rapper.  The white rapper industry does not really gross anything....

Winner:  Montana Fishbourne

Quote. "Son, why can't you do something normal with your life,  like Lawrence's daughter" *Tom storms off*
- Tom Hanks

Quote. "Listen Montana, I'm not proud of your choices in life, but at least your not Chet Hanks" *hug*
- Lawrence Fishbourne

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